Dallas Cowboys maji doted v letosni sezone record: 9-6...
... 9 zatcenych a 6 odsouzenych.
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Q.Why do the Detroit Lions want a clone?
A.So they would have somebody they could beat.
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Q. Jak pocitaji Detroit Lions do 16ti?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 , 0-11, 0-12, 0-13, 0-14, 0-15, 0-16
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***2009 LIONS SCHEDULE***
September
14..........Squirrel Rapids Middle School
21..........Cub Scout Troop #101
28..........Detroit Blind Academy
October
05..........Spanish American War Vets
12..........Crippled Children's Home
19..........Eloise Mental Hospital
26..........Girl Scout Troop #353
November
02..........Detroit Venereal Disease Clinic
09..........Troy Boys Choir
16..........Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..........Flint Boys Club
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Whats the differance between a Browns Fan and a Bucket of Shit.
The Bucket
![Smějící se :lol:](images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan, and a Steelers fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The is Steelers fan next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Ravens fan off the mountain.
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Q:Why does Donovan Mcnab eat his Cambell's Chunky soup out of a can?
A:Because everytime he gets near a bowl he CHOKES!